Birdie

Yup, my mum gave my pet bird a name everyone can expect. "Birdie"

It's getting bolder and bolder each day.. my mum lets it out everynight.. sometimes when i come home, it will "rock climb" my cage and zoom into my room. Bites my cable, try to climb up my chair, tear up my paper and try to strum the guitar with its beak.

It's trying to learn how to fly, well it's still young probably that's why it wouldnt fly..

Me: Birdie trying to fly?
Birdie: -tilt head, flutters-
Me: forget it! you cant!!
Birdie: -chirp chirrrrp- -poos on floor-
Me: (-____-") U POOPOO!
Birdie: -chiiiiiirppp chirp- - walks away arrogantly and tear papers-